shirts and shoes

Teoman wore his Spiderman t-shirt today and his new soccer cleats.  His Spiderman t-shirt has a hood that zips closed over his head like a mask.

His shoes he changes to indoor shoes for classes, so the cleats weren't a problem. The mask was a problem though.  He wore it recess outside, and zipped the mask closed to impress his friends and play superheroes.  The zipper broke so he couldn't undo the mask.  Teoman told me his friends laughed, and he was giggling when he told the story as well.  (However, it took three tries to get this story straight, because he skipped the part where the zipper was stuck and just kept telling me it was so funny he had to change).

"What about your shoes?  Were your friends so impressed with your soccer shoes too?"
"I don't love them.  I love you. And I love my whole family."

I don't know where he comes up with these lines.