review

The Hawk did my review today.

She came in to observe me with an observer observing her.  She pulled me aside to show me the amazing coincidence that she was observing me on the date she had written on my form - a prediction she had unwittingly made a month or two ago.   She continued on, explaining in the thirty or so other evaluations she has done, this had never happened before.
I wasn't as impressed as her.
She called me into her office to give my full review and did about 8 pages beyond what was expected of her.  Her detail was amazing and all positive with specific examples of all the positive things I do in class.  She made me feel great.  She's also a bit crazy.
Then her computer started autocorrecting a form, changing her "E" for excellent to "IS" and she obsessed over that for five minutes calling any semi-tech savvy person in the vicinity - actually two others - into her office to fix it while repeating several times that in the 30 or so evaluation she's done this has not happened once.
I still wasn't impressed.

She is something else, and going out with a bang.